Takeaway

I have lived in my house for a little over a year now, in that time we’ve had multiple menu’s for 25 different takeaways posted through our letterbox. I can honestly say I’ve not been to a single one.

I guess I’m just fucking amazed that this many different takeaways selling the same shit can exist and do business within the deliverable diameter of one house. Perhaps I’m in the wrong job. Crime fighting be damned, I’m opening a pizza place.